Monty Jones
Meet Monty. If we’re aiming to get any meaningful work done, he’s strictly banned from the practice… for obvious reasons. Our chief troublemaker, unofficial therapy dog, and all-round sweetheart - usually found behind the scenes keeping a very close eye on operations (mainly to make sure his dinner arrives on time).
About Me
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What I love about my job: Being a part-time couch potato is exhausting work. My humans insist on walks (outrageous), but to be fair… they do feed me. Regularly. So I stay.
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Started working at MJEC: 2024 (promoted immediately to Head of Mischief)
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Fun fact: I am people-obsessed. I specialise in greeting absolutely everyone, whether they want it or not. I also have a black belt in treat detection and can hear a food packet from 3 rooms away.
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Favourite glasses brand: Anything that survives being sniffed, nudged, or gently “tested” with my nose.
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Proudest achievement: Getting a 5-inch blade of grass stuck up my nose and causing such a fuss that no one would take it out, so I had to be put to sleep and cost my owners over £1000 to have it removed.
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Superpower: Emotional support on demand… closely followed by causing chaos at the worst possible moment.
